Friday, 15 July 2011

Zombie attack! Oh no, that's just Ninja...

I hate this time of year.

It's almost the last week before summer, and right about now is the time when my brain goes all fuzzy. Almost like a zombie. It's impossible to concentrate under these circumstances; half the time I wonder if I'm actually awake, or whether I'm in a weird daydream. So, I could be talking gobbledygook to my friends, and I wouldn't even notice. Actually, I'm not sure even they would notice - I speak gibberish all the time. And they're probably brain dead too, so we're probably talking in our own language and we didn't know...

It shall be called 'Almost-summer-ish'.

It even has a rubbish name to fit. I told you my brain isn't functioning.

Anyway, I thought I'd warn you guys in advance that I'll be going on holiday soon, so I probably won't be able to post during this time. Maybe I'll sneak off and find a computer somewhere, I don't know. But it's likely you won't get an update from me.


Oh, no, don't cry! I'll be back, ready to fill your day with useless and crazily random posts! I haven't left yet, have I? I've still got over a week to go yet.

All better? Good!

:D  <---------------- A smiley for your amusement...

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Aw, thanks you guys!

I came on here today, and suddenly I have 4 followers! That has definitely made my week. Seriously, it has. I'm smiling as I write this.

I'm even more amazed than I should be because I've done no advertising whatsoever (apart from the odd comment on posts, but I wouldn't class that as advertising).

Well, I just wanted to say, to all four followers:


And, in order to display my appreciation, here is an animation for your viewing delight...

Feel free to dance along :)


If you haven't already, but you'd like to follow me, just click the 'follow' button to the right. Then you'll be linked to my blog everytime a new post comes out! (But you already knew that, of course)

Friday, 1 July 2011

Max. random capacity: 8 days

Today I started to wonder why my brain felt awfully full. Like it was going to implode. You know the feeling, don't you? When you feel like all the randomness is gathering, waiting for you to crack. In fact, I've been feeling like this for around 8 days. Earlier on I could feel myself verging on insanity, and I couldn't work out what was going wrong.

So, I made a list of questions:

1. Am I still talking to myself?


2. Have I burst into song randomly within the last 24 hours?


3. Is my pet alien still in hibernation under my bed?

Yes. His mother ship still hasn't come.

4. Have I left my homework until the last minute again?

Yes... I mean no...

But, alas, after going through the list, I still couldn't find the source of the problem. Then, it hit me like a lightning bolt in a blizzard.

When was the last time I blogged?

The answer was simple. 8 days.

So my final note is, reader, that if you are as random as I, your maximum brain capacity for randomness is 8 days. That's all it takes before you go completely wacky.

Just don't ask me what happens after then. I honestly don't know, and I don't plan on finding out anytime soon.

Thursday, 23 June 2011


I think of myself as eco-friendly. I recycle, take showers instead of baths, don't watch the t.v a lot, try to walk instead of using the car, well, you get the idea.

However, I think I'm a bit behind on the times, as I have discovered an eco-friendly google.

It's been around a while, apparently.

Anyway, it's just google, but with a black background. The theory behind this is that the colour black needs less energy on a computer screen that white.

But, to seperate it from the other sustainable search engines, it is also powered by wind energy.

Yes, wind power.

I know.

It's awesome.


Well, because of just how awesome it is, it's now my homepage.


By the way, if you want to find it, you can find it here:

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Running through Wimbledon

It was the start of Wimbledon yesterday, apparently. I only know this because I happened to catch the weather. That tells you how up to date I am with the sporting world. Anyway, in light of this news, I have been practising my tennis 'grunt'.

I tried many times, but I couldn't get that "incredibly-girly-yet-ready-to-cream-you-and-destroy-your-tennis-dreams" grunt.

Oh well, I'm pretty sure I'll live if I don't make it as a tennis player. It's too much running anyway. I leave that sort of stuff up to the Doctor.

Seriously though, I don't run. Anywhere. Well, that's not technically true. I run when I'm being chased by an insane puppet wearing a bobble hat. Or by an insane friend in a bobble hat. Or an insane tennis player in a bobble hat.

Not that I know anything about that, of course.

Saturday, 18 June 2011

Manga art

I have asked my sister numerous times to teach me to draw manga. The response is always the same; "I'll teach you at some point". And by that, she means, "I'll offer to teach you when you haven't got the time or you aren't interested".

I've been desperate to learn for a while. In fact, I've been so desperate that I've even gone as low as bad attempts at bribing and pleading with her. Still, her response remains the same.

Well, I've finally given up and bought a book to help me out. No, not with the convincing my sister part, the actually drawing manga part.

I'll put up some of my drawings when/if they get any good. I may put up some of my starter attempts too, so you can laugh at them. I guarantee they'll be pretty bad.

Thursday, 16 June 2011

Luckily, it's not Friday

My younger brother made up possibly the worst song ever.

Basically, imagine Rebecca Black's song "Friday" sung to the tune of "Baby" by Justin Bieber.


Don't get me wrong, I don't mind Justin Bieber's songs, and I do feel sort of sorry for Rebecca (with all the negative comments, and such), but I couldn't think of a worse song to listen to. If you can't imagine it, here's part of the chorus:

It's Friday, Friday, Friday, ooh,
Friday, Friday, Friday, ooh,

Don't worry, I'll save your ears (and sanity) by not posting any more. I think you probably get the idea. And for those who are paranoid about getting it stuck in their head, just think of the bright side; today's Thursday.

Just don't ask me what to do tomorrow.


Can you possibly think of a worse song? Post your idea at the comments section!

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Bug-eyed pigs exist!

I thought I'd upload a plastic pig wearing sunglasses. It is my way of proving that pigs can wear sunglasses, for all those non-believers out there.


Actually, it's basically my way of telling you how bored I am. And that I have nothing better to say.

Oink. Oink.

Sunday, 12 June 2011

Sponge rain

It has been raining all day today.

I'm refusing to go out at all. My theory is that I'll end up like some sort of weird sponge creature if I even step foot out there.

No, not quite Spongebob weird, but pretty close...

Anyway, I've basically spent my day laughing at the people that have to go out (from my bedroom window, of course), surfing the web and just plain ignoring the seemingly growing pile of homework on my desk. In fact, I ended up shoving the work off my desk so I couldn't see it.

I'm such a procrastinator.

I think I'm most scared that the homework will somehow crawl back onto my desk. I keep checking it every couple of minutes just to make sure it hasn't moved.

I'm a paranoid procrastinator.

Oh no.

A procrastinating, paranoid popcorn ninja.

That's it. I can't stand it anymore. I'm going outside.

Saturday, 11 June 2011

Smiles all round


My exams are finally over! No more tedious revision, no more mock papers, no more missed Doctor Who episodes, it is over! Completed. Finished. Is no more.

Well, at least for this year. But I'm not thinking about that.

I haven't been able to stop smiling. This image probably best represents my face right now.

Yeah. I really hope I don't get stuck like this.

Anyway, now it's time to get on with the really important stuff: blogging, sleeping and spreading randomness around the world!

Thursday, 26 May 2011

Shiver me timbers!

Avast, ye landlubbers! Arr you be flying the Jolly Rodger? Or would you rather be walkin' the plank?

You don't understand? OK, I guess I can talk normally for now.

So, you're probably wondering why I be, I mean am, talking like a pirate. Well, I'm going to go watch Pirates of the Caribbean 4 with my friends over the weekend. Yes, number four! So, in honour of the fact that it is the fourth film, I am taking part in 'talk like a pirate day' a little early. Ahoy, me hearties, and all of that. I may carry on talking like this tomorrow, maybe even forever.

I'm really tempted to buy a hat.

A pirate hat.

I might get a wooden leg too. And a parrot.

By the time I actually watch the film, I'll probably have dreadlocks and a beard and everything.

Oh, I can't even imagine what I'll look like by the time Pirates of the Caribbean 5 comes out.

I wonder if they'll re-write Shakespeare so I can understand it when I go pirate? Hmm... I wonder...

Is this a dagger which I be seein' before me,
The handle bein' toward me hand? Come, let me be clutchin' ye:
I have ye not, and yet I still be seein' ye.

I see the future of English exams!

I really feel for my friends. They have no idea what they have done.

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Ninjas made of popcorn

Ever since I had my braces put on I haven't been able to eat popcorn. Well, I could, but it's really not advised. It's been almost a year since I ate the stuff, and it's starting to get to me. Just the other night I had a weird dream involving popcorn, and I thought I'd share it with you.

I was in a room, with lots of popcorn, mountains of it. I was just sitting there, unable to move, gazing at it all. It looked tasty. Just as I was reaching for some, one of the pieces started to move. It then began to grow. Well, by that point I'd pretty much figured out that it was a dream, so I stuck around to see what would happen. A couple of seconds later, standing before me, was a giant ninja made entirely out of popcorn.


Anyway, that's pretty much what inspired me to start this blog. I've also adopted the name Popcorn Ninja too, in memory of my fabulously strange, imaginary, friend.

So, if you like popcorn, ninjas, and all things totally random and insane, feel free to stick around. If not, the exits are up the page and to the left or right.