Avast, ye landlubbers! Arr you be flying the Jolly Rodger? Or would you rather be walkin' the plank?
You don't understand? OK, I guess I can talk normally for now.
So, you're probably wondering why I be, I mean am, talking like a pirate. Well, I'm going to go watch Pirates of the Caribbean 4 with my friends over the weekend. Yes, number four! So, in honour of the fact that it is the fourth film, I am taking part in 'talk like a pirate day' a little early. Ahoy, me hearties, and all of that. I may carry on talking like this tomorrow, maybe even forever.
I'm really tempted to buy a hat.
A pirate hat.
I might get a wooden leg too. And a parrot.
By the time I actually watch the film, I'll probably have dreadlocks and a beard and everything.
Oh, I can't even imagine what I'll look like by the time Pirates of the Caribbean 5 comes out.
I wonder if they'll re-write Shakespeare so I can understand it when I go pirate? Hmm... I wonder...
Is this a dagger which I be seein' before me,
The handle bein' toward me hand? Come, let me be clutchin' ye:
I have ye not, and yet I still be seein' ye.
I see the future of English exams!
I really feel for my friends. They have no idea what they have done.