Friday, 15 July 2011

Zombie attack! Oh no, that's just Ninja...

I hate this time of year.

It's almost the last week before summer, and right about now is the time when my brain goes all fuzzy. Almost like a zombie. It's impossible to concentrate under these circumstances; half the time I wonder if I'm actually awake, or whether I'm in a weird daydream. So, I could be talking gobbledygook to my friends, and I wouldn't even notice. Actually, I'm not sure even they would notice - I speak gibberish all the time. And they're probably brain dead too, so we're probably talking in our own language and we didn't know...

It shall be called 'Almost-summer-ish'.

It even has a rubbish name to fit. I told you my brain isn't functioning.

Anyway, I thought I'd warn you guys in advance that I'll be going on holiday soon, so I probably won't be able to post during this time. Maybe I'll sneak off and find a computer somewhere, I don't know. But it's likely you won't get an update from me.


Oh, no, don't cry! I'll be back, ready to fill your day with useless and crazily random posts! I haven't left yet, have I? I've still got over a week to go yet.

All better? Good!

:D  <---------------- A smiley for your amusement...

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Aw, thanks you guys!

I came on here today, and suddenly I have 4 followers! That has definitely made my week. Seriously, it has. I'm smiling as I write this.

I'm even more amazed than I should be because I've done no advertising whatsoever (apart from the odd comment on posts, but I wouldn't class that as advertising).

Well, I just wanted to say, to all four followers:


And, in order to display my appreciation, here is an animation for your viewing delight...

Feel free to dance along :)


If you haven't already, but you'd like to follow me, just click the 'follow' button to the right. Then you'll be linked to my blog everytime a new post comes out! (But you already knew that, of course)

Friday, 1 July 2011

Max. random capacity: 8 days

Today I started to wonder why my brain felt awfully full. Like it was going to implode. You know the feeling, don't you? When you feel like all the randomness is gathering, waiting for you to crack. In fact, I've been feeling like this for around 8 days. Earlier on I could feel myself verging on insanity, and I couldn't work out what was going wrong.

So, I made a list of questions:

1. Am I still talking to myself?


2. Have I burst into song randomly within the last 24 hours?


3. Is my pet alien still in hibernation under my bed?

Yes. His mother ship still hasn't come.

4. Have I left my homework until the last minute again?

Yes... I mean no...

But, alas, after going through the list, I still couldn't find the source of the problem. Then, it hit me like a lightning bolt in a blizzard.

When was the last time I blogged?

The answer was simple. 8 days.

So my final note is, reader, that if you are as random as I, your maximum brain capacity for randomness is 8 days. That's all it takes before you go completely wacky.

Just don't ask me what happens after then. I honestly don't know, and I don't plan on finding out anytime soon.