Sponge rain

It has been raining all day today.

I'm refusing to go out at all. My theory is that I'll end up like some sort of weird sponge creature if I even step foot out there.

No, not quite Spongebob weird, but pretty close...


Anyway, I've basically spent my day laughing at the people that have to go out (from my bedroom window, of course), surfing the web and just plain ignoring the seemingly growing pile of homework on my desk. In fact, I ended up shoving the work off my desk so I couldn't see it.


I'm such a procrastinator.


I think I'm most scared that the homework will somehow crawl back onto my desk. I keep checking it every couple of minutes just to make sure it hasn't moved.


I'm a paranoid procrastinator.


Oh no.


A procrastinating, paranoid popcorn ninja.


That's it. I can't stand it anymore. I'm going outside.

Ninjas made of popcorn

Ever since I had my braces put on I haven't been able to eat popcorn. Well, I could, but it's really not advised. It's been almost a year since I ate the stuff, and it's starting to get to me. Just the other night I had a weird dream involving popcorn, and I thought I'd share it with you.


I was in a room, with lots of popcorn, mountains of it. I was just sitting there, unable to move, gazing at it all. It looked tasty. Just as I was reaching for some, one of the pieces started to move. It then began to grow. Well, by that point I'd pretty much figured out that it was a dream, so I stuck around to see what would happen. A couple of seconds later, standing before me, was a giant ninja made entirely out of popcorn.


Yeah.


Anyway, that's pretty much what inspired me to start this blog. I've also adopted the name Popcorn Ninja too, in memory of my fabulously strange, imaginary, friend.


So, if you like popcorn, ninjas, and all things totally random and insane, feel free to stick around. If not, the exits are up the page and to the left or right.